Friday Dear dearie I am so exciddded! I just met my first head of state! One of the greatest too! Even though she’s only a woman they made her in charge of Great Brexit where my mom is from. It…

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Sunday Dear Deary Sooooo proud! Today I finally moved in to the big fucking ugly Pennsylvania Avenue house, which I used to call “The Black House” and which, from now on and forever, is going to be called Toad Hall….

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“From now on,” Mr Toad said expansively, “this great ugly pile will be called Toad Hall. After me. Like all my huge massive best wonderful incredible fantastic best in the world businesses!” With a gesture he stopped the motorcade at…

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It was tomorrow. Or today if you are reading this on Friday. Or yesterday. Or forever. The whole nation held its breath and the world watched in terror. The Trumpettes raised their legs in a head-high salute as Mr Toad stepped…

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  I am certain that this Government is ALLOWING the NHS to implode in order to pursue their privatization agenda, so that they can ensure their funders, supporters and other fat cats receive vast profits from the selloff through huge…

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With apologies to Lewis Caroll Twas brillig and the slimy Gove Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe All mimsy were the pussygrabs and the Trump he shat in spades   “Beware the Putingimp my son! The jaws that bite,…

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What happens next? Any thoughts? Chapter 1 Night of the Narcissist. “He adores you but frankly he’s a bit of a smug bastard” I said, looking her in her blueish eyes. I said bluish because there is a sort of…

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  We can only imagine what was in that Trump in Moscow story…So I have… ”But really, I never! “, he whined, “I never did none of that! That Buzzman is telling huge porkies!” “We believe you Babyman! Now don’t…

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Ok, the Trumpets play, The brexit signs gleam and the prophets of doom Seem serene. The gloom Descends as the snow gathers. Friends! Would you rather bore The world with becoming Furled in the mire of despairing? Or go down…

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Image:Livestrong.com Do you have a cold? Yesterday I started one of those blasted demonic possession infections, you know, when all the liquid in the body attempts to exit through the nose, and the throat feels as if sandpapered inside, and…

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