Twas brillig! Once. By Jon Elkon and John Launer
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With apologies to Lewis Caroll

Twas brillig and the slimy Gove

Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe

All mimsy were the pussygrabs

and the Trump he shat in spades

 

“Beware the Putingimp my son!

The jaws that bite, the boobs that catch

Beware the Faragebird

And shun the leakiest Wikisnatch!”

 

He took his climate change in hand

Long time the Logical he sought

So rested he by the Trump bumtree

And stood in piles of shite.

 

And as in uffish shite he stood

The Unspeakable, with eyes of blame

Came ripping up Obamacare

And burbled words inane

 

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The Dumpster dick went snicker snack!

He left it dead and with its head

He went galumphing back.

 

And hast thou slain the Democrats?

Come to my arms, bring the sex toy!

Oh frabjous day, Sieg Heil! Oy vey!

He ranted to annoy!

 

Twas brillig and the slimy Gove

Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe

All mimsy were the pussygrabs

and the Trump he shat in spades

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