Hello dear colleagues and ex colleagues. Instead of my hysterical satirical blog, here is the sad and lonely History of the Failure of the Workload Challenge and my participation in it. Read how Nicky Morgan and I were like THAT;…
Heathrow NO NO NO go Heathrow! The roaring at my window – My morning hello – Your beasts with their cargo – All in a bloody row… NO GO, Heathrow! And you with your Duty Free! Your duty Is to…
Flash Fiction is a Short Story in either 100 or 500 words. Here is a 500 word tale, based on a very real story. (See http://www.flash500.com/index.html) 31 Years She had worked for the Council for 31 years and on her last…
Warning: this episode is written as a sex blog. If you are likely to be offended, please read on. This work of so-called fiction includes a satirical portrait of the writer, so if you have been offended by previous episodes…
Note: for people who may be of a classical turn of mind, this chapter is written as Baroque Opera. The set: think Pirates of the Caribbean; think Johnny Depp…a large and sea-stained galleon, hawsers securing this hulk awkwardly to a…
When you are in the darkness you forget the light. You don’t see the exit. You don’t believe there is one and if there were, you wouldn’t want it. When I saw the tube train approaching I had to decide which…
Appled! They produce hardware and software to a design template which is the envy of techworld. Other tech companies emulate as best they can, often outperform but no Apple lover notices. So addicted to that logo, metallic loveliness that concatenation with eye…
REFLECTIONS My Retirement Picnic was on Sunday…so many faces from near and past, all in the smoke and mirrors of memory. Surrounded by beautiful people, I felt very blessed to have known them and to have played some part in their…
PART 1: Incidents and Accidents Dear colleagues, thank you for giving me this opportunity to say what I have always wanted to say, and I do of course accept your offer of amnesty. You have all signed the agreement…