As I mentioned before, I have SO many comments to my articles but most of them are spam, sent by bots or people selling things, or disseminating viruses. Recently, SO many of them have been from Russia. It’s as if Russia has just discovered me and decided to invade. So here’s a letter to them: (Can bots read?)

Hi Russia

Thank you so much for all the attention you have been paying me in the last couple of weeks. I just wanted you to know that while I invariably delete all your comments, it’s nothing personal. Ok, I am sure your Mafia Boss Herr Putin is a throwback to the Cold War and thinks it is his job to undermine the west and kill all opposition. Well, that’s not very different from Stalin, so I do suggest he grows the moustache and reopens the Gulags in Siberia. Oh, I see he already has. Never mind Russia, you can always have another revolution and exile him to America, where his buddy and brother-in worms Herr Trumpf will let him erect a tent on a golf course somewhere and live out his life probably with Melania, who will by then need somewhere to live when her hubby gets kicked out of the White House and put in prison of life.

So dear Russia my deepest love and respect to all your sweet little agents sent all over the world to kill people (admittedly often rather incompetently) and please, should they want to leave some chemicals on my door handle, ensure they at least work.

LOVE,

Jon

p.s. Watch what the bots make of THIS! I will report how many botposts it generates.