{"id":1266,"date":"2018-12-20T12:20:17","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T12:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=1266"},"modified":"2018-12-20T12:20:34","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T12:20:34","slug":"a-mini-saga-for-xmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/a-mini-saga-for-xmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mini Saga for Xmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mini Saga has to be 100 words exactly excluding the title. Can you write one? Here&#8217;s a nasty little one for you.<\/p>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\"><strong>Dead Letter<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\">Once he had washed the corpse, he began to dress it. A fine organza dress, a blouse made of the best Brussels lace, elegant kid gloves. Carefully, he applied makeup. Not entirely efficiently. The lipstick was somewhat smeared and the rouge a trifle excessive. Then he fitted a pair of leopard skin stiletto heeled shoes on the feet. He stepped back, admiring his handiwork. Looks good! Time to invite the family into the Drawing Room to view the corpse. \u201cAll right Dad?\u201d he said to the corpse. \u201cI forgive you now. My revenge is complete!\u201d and he opened the door.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mini Saga has to be 100 words exactly excluding the title. Can you write one? Here&#8217;s a nasty little one for you. Dead Letter Once he had washed the corpse, he began to dress it. A fine organza dress,&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-short-stories","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1266"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1268,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions\/1268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}