{"id":287,"date":"2016-06-07T23:24:20","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T23:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=287"},"modified":"2016-06-13T07:45:46","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T07:45:46","slug":"hereunder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/hereunder\/","title":{"rendered":"Hereunder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Under this tree I sit and knit<\/p>\n<div>Above my head birds sit and shit<\/div>\n<div>Is it too much to wish<\/div>\n<div>They&#8217;d avoid rotting fish<\/div>\n<div>Or whatever makes them squit?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Oh give me a gun! Or at least a brolly<\/div>\n<div>Are those who supply bird tables too dumb<\/div>\n<div>To include<\/div>\n<div>Imodium?<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Under this tree I sit and knit Above my head birds sit and shit Is it too much to wish They&#8217;d avoid rotting fish Or whatever makes them squit? Oh give me a gun! Or at least a brolly Are&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":305,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions\/305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}