{"id":313,"date":"2016-06-14T18:49:28","date_gmt":"2016-06-14T18:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2016-06-14T18:49:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-14T18:49:28","slug":"silly-hair-%f0%9f%98%89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/silly-hair-%f0%9f%98%89\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly hair \ud83d\ude09"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>How the people stare! When you indulge in silly hair<\/div>\n<div>If gold or green<\/div>\n<div>Or something between<\/div>\n<div>Or cut and shaped like a soup tureen<\/div>\n<div>Or styled \u00a0with dash<\/div>\n<div>Above the eye<\/div>\n<div>Or tortured with<\/div>\n<div>The latest dye<\/div>\n<div>Or tied or teased<\/div>\n<div>To defy<\/div>\n<div>Gravity!<\/div>\n<div>Or perched on pate like flattened rat<\/div>\n<div>That silly inane baseball hat!<\/div>\n<div>Best to hide<\/div>\n<div>The riches inside<\/div>\n<div>In scarf or (dab)<\/div>\n<div>Or green hijab<\/div>\n<div>Or turban white<\/div>\n<div>Or something big<\/div>\n<div>Perhaps it&#8217;s best<\/div>\n<div>To buy a wig!<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How the people stare! When you indulge in silly hair If gold or green Or something between Or cut and shaped like a soup tureen Or styled \u00a0with dash Above the eye Or tortured with The latest dye Or tied&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":314,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}