{"id":326,"date":"2016-06-21T21:02:34","date_gmt":"2016-06-21T21:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2016-06-21T21:02:34","modified_gmt":"2016-06-21T21:02:34","slug":"brexit-wrecks-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/brexit-wrecks-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Brexit Wrecks it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bye bye Great Britain, we&#8217;re Little England now<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve dumped the Euros and de-standardised the cow<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve resmoked the air and unstocked the Thames<\/p>\n<p>And put things all back together again!<\/p>\n<p>We can now go back to living in sin<\/p>\n<p>Just\u00a0as if we had never been IN!<\/p>\n<p>Immigrants all have packed and they go<\/p>\n<p>Our NHS and our businesses are no no no!<\/p>\n<p>And ruled\u00a0by our saints\u00a0Boris and Nige<\/p>\n<p>We can sun ourselves in noblesse oblige!<\/p>\n<p>So Euro bye bye<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mud in your eye<\/p>\n<p>We can all now roll over<\/p>\n<p>And die&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bye bye Great Britain, we&#8217;re Little England now We&#8217;ve dumped the Euros and de-standardised the cow We&#8217;ve resmoked the air and unstocked the Thames And put things all back together again! We can now go back to living in sin&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":327,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}