{"id":551,"date":"2016-11-27T14:16:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T14:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=551"},"modified":"2016-11-27T14:16:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T14:16:04","slug":"rant-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/rant-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Rant of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Some truly dreadful verse to express some perfectly dreadful behaviour from public companies who put profit before people, shareholders and executive bonuses before customers and employees.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>NO, it&#8217;s NOT ok<\/div>\n<div>For airlines like BA<\/div>\n<div>To squish my arse<\/div>\n<div>Into Cattle Class<\/div>\n<div>And shove in my face<\/div>\n<div>The Daily Mail on race<\/div>\n<div>And offer my mouth<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Food&#8221; so uncouth<\/div>\n<div>With no veggie choice<\/div>\n<div>And no-one to answer<\/div>\n<div>My voice&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>(My emails ignored)<\/div>\n<div>God! I am bored<\/div>\n<div>The antique screen<\/div>\n<div>Showing movies I&#8217;ve seen&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>And the air miles provision so dense<\/div>\n<div>With flights<\/div>\n<div>At THEIR<\/div>\n<div>Convenience.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The thing that makes my hackles rise<\/div>\n<div>Is companies, no surprise<\/div>\n<div>That put their fucking Profit first<\/div>\n<div>Ignoring us, they give their worst!<\/div>\n<div>Customers are last upon their list<\/div>\n<div>The shits!<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some truly dreadful verse to express some perfectly dreadful behaviour from public companies who put profit before people, shareholders and executive bonuses before customers and employees. &nbsp; NO, it&#8217;s NOT ok For airlines like BA To squish my arse Into&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}