{"id":650,"date":"2017-01-16T22:06:28","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T22:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2017-01-16T22:07:22","modified_gmt":"2017-01-16T22:07:22","slug":"twas-brillig-once-by-jon-elkon-and-john-launer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/twas-brillig-once-by-jon-elkon-and-john-launer\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas brillig! Once. By Jon Elkon and John Launer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>With apologies to Lewis Caroll<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Twas brillig and the slimy Gove<\/p>\n<p>Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe<\/p>\n<p>All mimsy were the pussygrabs<\/p>\n<p>and the Trump he shat in spades<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeware the Putingimp my son!<\/p>\n<p>The jaws that bite, the boobs that catch<\/p>\n<p>Beware the Faragebird<\/p>\n<p>And shun the leakiest Wikisnatch!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He took his climate change in hand<\/p>\n<p>Long time the Logical he sought<\/p>\n<p>So rested he by the Trump bumtree<\/p>\n<p>And stood in piles of shite.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And as in uffish shite he stood<\/p>\n<p>The Unspeakable, with eyes of blame<\/p>\n<p>Came ripping up Obamacare<\/p>\n<p>And burbled words inane<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One, two! One, two! And through and through<\/p>\n<p>The Dumpster dick went snicker snack!<\/p>\n<p>He left it dead and with its head<\/p>\n<p>He went galumphing back.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And hast thou slain the Democrats?<\/p>\n<p>Come to my arms, bring the sex toy!<\/p>\n<p>Oh frabjous day, Sieg Heil! Oy vey!<\/p>\n<p>He ranted to annoy!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Twas brillig and the slimy Gove<\/p>\n<p>Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe<\/p>\n<p>All mimsy were the pussygrabs<\/p>\n<p>and the Trump he shat in spades<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Lewis Caroll Twas brillig and the slimy Gove Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe All mimsy were the pussygrabs and the Trump he shat in spades &nbsp; \u201cBeware the Putingimp my son! The jaws that bite,&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":651,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions\/651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}