{"id":715,"date":"2017-03-29T08:12:21","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T08:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonelkon.com\/?p=715"},"modified":"2017-03-29T08:12:21","modified_gmt":"2017-03-29T08:12:21","slug":"all-religions-lie-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonelkon.com\/jnlk\/all-religions-lie-my-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"ALL Religions Lie My Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God watches every sparrow fall<\/p>\n<p>And every bomb fly by<\/p>\n<p>Then why does slow sweet cancer call<\/p>\n<p>Those innocent of nearly all<\/p>\n<p>To torment until they die?<\/p>\n<p>All religions lie my friend, all religions lie<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Was it God who made the Kalashnikov<\/p>\n<p>And brought death down from the sky<\/p>\n<p>And made for Hitler his ranting voice<\/p>\n<p>And gave planes for Bin Laden to fly?<\/p>\n<p>The shepherds gather up their flocks<\/p>\n<p>And hand out rifles, bombs and rocks<\/p>\n<p>One hand on their wallets, the other on their cocks<\/p>\n<p>They march to do or die<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And God so wise to give free will<\/p>\n<p>To us to rape and steal and kill<\/p>\n<p>To suicide bombers addled with lies<\/p>\n<p>As fragments of bodies spatter the skies<\/p>\n<p>I ask you now and once again<\/p>\n<p>Who will shoulder the fucking blame?<\/p>\n<p>Who will succour those left behind<\/p>\n<p>By the lies of religion, the light of the blind<\/p>\n<p>Oh all religions lie my friend, all religions lie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well God he moves in mysterious ways<\/p>\n<p>He loves us all, except for gays<\/p>\n<p>Their Books they say he made us all \u2013<\/p>\n<p>And in those Books you hear the call<\/p>\n<p>To stone them dead with cock and ball<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; well, bugger you! And leave the stage! \u2013<\/p>\n<p>If he made me in his own image<\/p>\n<p>Then tell me why I so often cry<\/p>\n<p>That all religions lie my friend, all religions lie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And listen well to the wily spell<\/p>\n<p>Of pastors priests and imams who<\/p>\n<p>Swear by God a burning hell<\/p>\n<p>That waits for me and you and you<\/p>\n<p>If you try to die without their tune<\/p>\n<p>Which runs a bit like this:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUnless you sing just MY old song<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll <em>never<\/em> enter bliss.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But all religions lie my friend,<\/p>\n<p>And I can tell you this:<\/p>\n<p>If all but one is very wrong<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d rather sing just my own song<\/p>\n<p>And blast them with a kiss!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh they also tell some truths my friend<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll state some things your mind to bend<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll make you laugh<\/p>\n<p>And rock or roll<\/p>\n<p>And then they\u2019ll simply steal your soul<\/p>\n<p>And milk you till you die\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t bother trying to tell them all<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ve lies for every beck and call<\/p>\n<p>They twist the world in every way<\/p>\n<p>And fall on Faith to which they pray<\/p>\n<p>Which saves from truth and keeps Logic away<\/p>\n<p>And lets them live and die<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh!<br \/>\nAll religions lie my friend, all religions lie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God watches every sparrow fall And every bomb fly by Then why does slow sweet cancer call Those innocent of nearly all To torment until they die? 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