Sender: Agent Dombo (formerly Secret Agent 273536) 35th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Report 4 Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All…
Earthlings amazed by my barbed penis and kitten-grabbing extra arm Sender: Agent 273536 NOTE: From now on I am to be known as Dombo. Please do not think I have “gone native”, it’s just easier for Earthlings to remember stupid…
Sender: Agent 273536 27th of Glob year 222552 EVEN MORE TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong…
Sender: Agent 273536 24th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong 0f the…
You decide. S is a good friend of mine, who suffers from a debilitating, life-threatening disease. I can’t give you details for extremely good reasons. Let’s just say, they’re partly personal, partly professional. So forgive me if I am a…
…as if they ever really went away! In a deeply unfair process, the Red Coffee Box was denied a Street Trader’s Licence. This was due to the opposition of Tory Councillor Joanna Biddle, with the assistance of the owner of…
UPDATE: The MESS in the NHS? Season 1 Revisited The NHS and me have had another run-in. You may wish to bone-up on the background, if so read http://jonelkon.com/nhs-crisis-what-crisis-this-one/ If not, don’t bother. Like a box-set, the story is easy enough…
How to fix the world and profit on it George Monbiot in the Guardian yesterday was as thought-provoking as always. This is the Green Warrior who supports nuclear power, so he’s no mere twig on the green tree. In today’s…