WHO NOSE Lenny was convinced that a nose-job would bring him a better job, more sex and much more confidence. The NHS was no help, so he began to save as much money as possible. He was so desperate that…
A Megasaga has to be 100 words exactly excluding the title. Can you write one? Here’s a nasty little one for you. Dead Letter Once he had washed the corpse, he began to dress it. A fine organza dress, a…
Sender: Agent Dombo (formerly Secret Agent 273536) 35th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Report 4 Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All…
Earthlings amazed by my barbed penis and kitten-grabbing extra arm Sender: Agent 273536 NOTE: From now on I am to be known as Dombo. Please do not think I have “gone native”, it’s just easier for Earthlings to remember stupid…
Sender: Agent 273536 27th of Glob year 222552 EVEN MORE TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong…
Sender: Agent 273536 24th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong 0f the…
You decide. S is a good friend of mine, who suffers from a debilitating, life-threatening disease. I can’t give you details for extremely good reasons. Let’s just say, they’re partly personal, partly professional. So forgive me if I am a…
…as if they ever really went away! In a deeply unfair process, the Red Coffee Box was denied a Street Trader’s Licence. This was due to the opposition of Tory Councillor Joanna Biddle, with the assistance of the owner of…
