EARTH: My New Home! Report 4
…Read More…: EARTH: My New Home! Report 4Sender: Agent Dombo (formerly Secret Agent 273536) 35th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Report 4 Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong 0f the Aldeberanian Empire! AND All hail the Great Me of Earth!…
Report from Earth Part 3
…Read More…: Report from Earth Part 3Earthlings amazed by my barbed penis and kitten-grabbing extra arm Sender: Agent 273536 NOTE: From now on I am to be known as Dombo. Please do not think I have “gone native”, it’s just easier for Earthlings to remember stupid names than numbers, and when I introduce myself as “273536” their eyes glaze over and…
REPORT from Earth: Part 1
…Read More…: REPORT from Earth: Part 1Sender: Agent 273536 24th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong 0f the Aldeberanian Empire! This being my first report I can confirm my safe arrival 5 Earth…
PHARMACEUTICAL GIANTS – Extortion and Blackmail?
…Read More…: PHARMACEUTICAL GIANTS – Extortion and Blackmail?You decide. S is a good friend of mine, who suffers from a debilitating, life-threatening disease. I can’t give you details for extremely good reasons. Let’s just say, they’re partly personal, partly professional. So forgive me if I am a little vague. Being careful with the facts: the conventional drug and treatment regime for her…
The Return of the Blue Moanies!
…Read More…: The Return of the Blue Moanies!…as if they ever really went away! In a deeply unfair process, the Red Coffee Box was denied a Street Trader’s Licence. This was due to the opposition of Tory Councillor Joanna Biddle, with the assistance of the owner of the Wild Bunch cafe and the collusion of an Enforcement officer whose name I can’t…
Charing Even More Cross
…Read More…: Charing Even More CrossUPDATE: The MESS in the NHS? Season 1 Revisited The NHS and me have had another run-in. You may wish to bone-up on the background, if so read http://jonelkon.com/nhs-crisis-what-crisis-this-one/ If not, don’t bother. Like a box-set, the story is easy enough to pick up from Season 2. (They never tell you that! Try Mozart in the…
Break One Thing, Fix Another!
…Read More…: Break One Thing, Fix Another!How to fix the world and profit on it George Monbiot in the Guardian yesterday was as thought-provoking as always. This is the Green Warrior who supports nuclear power, so he’s no mere twig on the green tree. In today’s column, he was making the point that everything we are doing to “save the planet”…