Mr Toad’s Diary!
…Read More…: Mr Toad’s Diary!Sunday Dear Deary Sooooo proud! Today I finally moved in to the big fucking ugly Pennsylvania Avenue house, which I used to call “The Black House” and which, from now on and forever, is going to be called Toad Hall. You watch me, within six months this is going to be the greatest, the most…
Toad Moves In!
…Read More…: Toad Moves In!“From now on,” Mr Toad said expansively, “this great ugly pile will be called Toad Hall. After me. Like all my huge massive best wonderful incredible fantastic best in the world businesses!” With a gesture he stopped the motorcade at the entrance of the historic mansion and clambered out of the limo to get a…
Mr TOAD gets INAUGURADED
…Read More…: Mr TOAD gets INAUGURADEDIt was tomorrow. Or today if you are reading this on Friday. Or yesterday. Or forever. The whole nation held its breath and the world watched in terror. The Trumpettes raised their legs in a head-high salute as Mr Toad stepped up to take the Oath, flanked by Mole on one side and spouse Tirana Deville…
NHS Implosion and Obamacare Explosion. Take cover?
…Read More…: NHS Implosion and Obamacare Explosion. Take cover?I am certain that this Government is ALLOWING the NHS to implode in order to pursue their privatization agenda, so that they can ensure their funders, supporters and other fat cats receive vast profits from the selloff through huge insurance revenue, through privatization of NHS assets. Our assets. They are determined to implement the…
Twas brillig! Once. By Jon Elkon and John Launer
…Read More…: Twas brillig! Once. By Jon Elkon and John LaunerWith apologies to Lewis Caroll Twas brillig and the slimy Gove Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe All mimsy were the pussygrabs and the Trump he shat in spades “Beware the Putingimp my son! The jaws that bite, the boobs that catch Beware the Faragebird And shun the leakiest Wikisnatch!” He took…
Meeting the Minders – FBI transcript 19/1/17
…Read More…: Meeting the Minders – FBI transcript 19/1/17We can only imagine what was in that Trump in Moscow story…So I have… ”But really, I never! “, he whined, “I never did none of that! That Buzzman is telling huge porkies!” “We believe you Babyman! Now don’t cry, just follow orders as you always do.” “I am SICK of people being mean…
2017 blues? Cheer up.
…Read More…: 2017 blues? Cheer up.Ok, the Trumpets play, The brexit signs gleam and the prophets of doom Seem serene. The gloom Descends as the snow gathers. Friends! Would you rather bore The world with becoming Furled in the mire of despairing? Or go down the road singing? No! I say, we who are about to die, Play! In the…
Cure for the Common Cold? – Keep it secret!
…Read More…: Cure for the Common Cold? – Keep it secret!Do you have a cold? Yesterday I started one of those blasted demonic possession infections, you know, when all the liquid in the body attempts to exit through the nose, and the throat feels as if sandpapered inside, and the eyes blaze in red haze and the whole world becomes ugly and threatening, freezing and…