(As Esther would say)
(Imagine a world without QAnon, Antivax, Climate Change deniers!)
Part 1
QAnonsense
It’s ASTOUNDING how
Humans now
Seem BOUND to bow
to the NONSENSE gods
Who define
Opinions which
Scut like clouds
Of fart and flame
Finding NONSENSE which to blame
For the ROT that stuffs their brain.
You can’t get more wrong than – see above!
A porridge fist in a paper glove!
Part 2
AUNTY VAXX
In her leather slax
Defends
Her arm from the phantom harm
While she pretends
Alarm at the thought that she
With her poisonous breath
Could slightly infect
Or kill
My Auntie Jack or my Uncle Jill!
While she, the poisonous elf
Gets poisoned herself!
Part 3
Cavalier Mike
GET on your BIKE!
You bore
The Civil War ain’t working no more
You insist it’s strange
You make Climate Change!
And refuse to admit
That when cows shit
Or fart, (you twit)
They rearrange
It.
So when the last trump sounds
You’d better retreat
Take to your feet!
Your troops have fired their rounds.
Time to surrender
You crusty defender
Zounds!
You ASTOUND me.
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