Two Days in Broken Britain

A Diary of Despair? And hope. Friday 11 am Under lowering skies pregnant with the growls of trapped airliners London snarls. Tomorrow millions will take to the streets. Today two million signatures beg for repeal. London has always been a…

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A BASH IN BERLIN

At the Brandenburg Gate, this nude was proclaiming, in German, “I am the King of East Germany!” I leave you to complete the cliche. I navigated my birthday. The actual date – 5th February for those  requiring an extra nudge…

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A FACE-OFF on FACEBOOK!

You be the judge! I posted this: PLEASE if you haven’t yet signed the Hounslow Climate Change petition, do so? Hounslow is the Borough most affected by the dreaded Heathrow 3rd runway, we are plagued by noise, traffic and air…

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My Novel’s Finished! The Writer as Lemming

Yesterday I wrote the word “END” on page 156 of the novel I have been working on for the past two years. (This may be my excuse for not having published a blog for weeks – apologies to you!). So…

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A Megasaga for New Year!

WHO NOSE Lenny was convinced that a nose-job would bring him a better job, more sex and much more confidence. The NHS was no help, so he began to save as much money as possible. He was so desperate that…

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A Megasaga for Xmas!

A Megasaga has to be 100 words exactly excluding the title. Can you write one? Here’s a nasty little one for you. Dead Letter Once he had washed the corpse, he began to dress it. A fine organza dress, a…

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IDENTITY

A story by Jon Elkon and Gavin Daniel According to legend, Queen Elizabeth I rested under an oak at the summit of One Tree Hill on her way to visit Lewisham in 1602. The current oak is the third on…

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EARTH: My New Home! Report 4

Sender: Agent Dombo (formerly Secret Agent 273536) 35th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Report 4 Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All…

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Report from Earth Part 3

Earthlings amazed by my barbed penis and kitten-grabbing extra arm Sender: Agent 273536 NOTE: From now on I am to be known as Dombo. Please do not think I have “gone native”, it’s just easier for Earthlings to remember stupid…

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