A Megasaga for Xmas!

A Megasaga has to be 100 words exactly excluding the title. Can you write one? Here’s a nasty little one for you. Dead Letter Once he had washed the corpse, he began to dress it. A fine organza dress, a…

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IDENTITY

A story by Jon Elkon and Gavin Daniel According to legend, Queen Elizabeth I rested under an oak at the summit of One Tree Hill on her way to visit Lewisham in 1602. The current oak is the third on…

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EARTH: My New Home! Report 4

Sender: Agent Dombo (formerly Secret Agent 273536) 35th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Report 4 Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All…

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Report from Earth Part 3

Earthlings amazed by my barbed penis and kitten-grabbing extra arm Sender: Agent 273536 NOTE: From now on I am to be known as Dombo. Please do not think I have “gone native”, it’s just easier for Earthlings to remember stupid…

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Report from Earth: Part 2

Sender: Agent 273536 27th of Glob year 222552 EVEN MORE TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong…

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REPORT from Earth: Part 1

Sender: Agent 273536 24th of Glob year 222552 TOP SECRET Project: Ascertain whether the primitives of Planet called “Earth” by their human inhabitants may become a threat to the Empire any time soon. All hail the Great Skong 0f the…

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PHARMACEUTICAL GIANTS – Extortion and Blackmail?

You decide. S is a good friend of mine, who suffers from a debilitating, life-threatening disease. I can’t give you details for extremely good reasons. Let’s just say, they’re partly personal, partly professional. So forgive me if I am a…

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The Return of the Blue Moanies!

…as if they ever really went away! In a deeply unfair process, the Red Coffee Box was denied a Street Trader’s Licence. This was due to the opposition of Tory Councillor Joanna Biddle, with the assistance of the owner of…

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ALBERT

Another story in the Nasty Little Things collection.   Albert was the personification, the exemplification, the ultimate stereotype of the cranky old loner. His clothes expressed it, declared it, celebrated it. His face, his stubble, the curve of his back,…

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Charing Even More Cross

UPDATE: The MESS in the NHS? Season 1 Revisited The NHS and me have had another run-in. You may wish to bone-up on the background, if so read http://jonelkon.com/nhs-crisis-what-crisis-this-one/ If not, don’t bother. Like a box-set, the story is easy enough…

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