WHO NOSE

Lenny was convinced that a nose-job would bring him a better job, more sex and much more confidence. The NHS was no help, so he began to save as much money as possible. He was so desperate that he missed meals, traded the car for a bicycle, moved into a cheaper flat. Debts mounted as almost every penny from his Tesco job went into his savings account. Eventually the magic £3,500 was reached and he booked himself into the Wellington for the operation. In the Waiting Room, his eyes locked with receptionist Jemima’s. “You are my perfect man”, she said.

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