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Jon Elkon

A Love Letter from Tokyo
April 17, 2017
Lucky me! Invited by Sasori to spend 10 days in Japan! Here are my initial thoughts… A Bullshit Interpretation of Japanese History Theory: the Japanese are pan-galactic superior beings who settled on their tiny islands and embarked on a centuries-long project of world dominance. Their first move once they had settled their vicious internecine conflicts…
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Karate Crisis #5
April 10, 2017
My JKA/KUGB Licence from Enoeda Sensei’s famous Marshall St Dojo 1977 The book “Karate Stupid” by Scott Langley is a salutary read for a Western karate-ka, or “Gaijin” as the Japanese call us. “Gaijin” basically means Foreigner, the implication being foreign barbarian. Amongst themselves I would guess that certain types of nationalistic Japanese say the…
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A Beast…a Short Story
April 5, 2017
Another story in the Nasty Little Things Collection. I remember my first victim so well. They say you always remember your first time and since I’ve never had proper sex, my first murder took my virginity. He was my PE teacher in school. I was 16, already feeling the yawning gap between me and…
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ALL Religions Lie My Friend
March 29, 2017
God watches every sparrow fall And every bomb fly by Then why does slow sweet cancer call Those innocent of nearly all To torment until they die? All religions lie my friend, all religions lie Was it God who made the Kalashnikov And brought death down from the sky And made for Hitler his…
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DARKNESS…..
March 22, 2017
This train-wreck civilisation broken, Its scraps disseminated and the dogs Seek their master’s throats Singing I lurk under a thorn tree which makes a cave around my bruised head. The cries of pursuer and pursued punctuate the horizon like the tiny cloud-puffs of far-away artillery. Her head lies on my lap. I have eaten…
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The Donkeys Kick Back – buying a used car?
March 10, 2017
I sat in stunned silence as the salesman ranted. “Donkeys!” He sputtered. “Can you believe those donkeys!” He savagely hit the disconnect button on his mobile. “Watch!” He said “They’re on their way! Watch how I deal with them!” “What’d they do to you?” I asked innocently. “Kidnap your wife?” “If only!” He joked. “No,…
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Ear Worms, Eumatezoa, Boxers, Fate.
February 21, 2017
To what extent do I manufacture my world? Are you a figment of me? How and why can I be reading the paper and listening to the radio and the second my eye lights on a word, say “manipulative” someone says it. I realize that statistically that’s perfectly credible, because of the millions of times…
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(Not) Trump’s Official Diary. Or, Toad in a Hole.
February 9, 2017
Hey stranger! Been much too busy to keep up this dairy, got a greatry to make cunt! Had so much to do. Got all the horribles to deal with. Eyeran Musselmen and all that. I will ALWAYS be on their back. Trust me. There will be nowhere in this great cuntry they can hide. So…
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Is this the real D. Trump’s DIARY? (formerly, Mr Toad’s Diary. This site has been hacked by CIA)
February 1, 2017
Note: this scurrilous piece of nonsense purporting to have been written by our greatest living President has been compromised by the CIA and will now be protected by end-to end encryption so that no-one but our Russian allies will have access. If you are reading this, love to Vlad and if you’re not Russian you will…
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Toad’s Diary – Going Nuts with May!
January 29, 2017
Friday Dear dearie I am so exciddded! I just met my first head of state! One of the greatest too! Even though she’s only a woman they made her in charge of Great Brexit where my mom is from. It used to be called Scot Land before and they have one of the greatest golf…
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