This is the system of meditation I have used for almost 50 years. I have finally managed to write it down, so I can leave it to you. It is a path to enlightenment. Buddhist Meditation given by Burmese Monk…
From Agent Orange of the Aldeberanian Empire What a day, what a night! Clearly a lot of hard work was put in by you and me, or to be more accurate, by ME and you to mount the invasion Coop…
(As Esther would say) (Imagine a world without QAnon, Antivax, Climate Change deniers!) Part 1 QAnonsense It’s ASTOUNDING how Humans now Seem BOUND to bow to the NONSENSE gods Who define Opinions which Scut like clouds Of fart and flame…
PLEA FOR HELP! From: Agent 273536 To: The Ever-so-great GREAT Aldeberanian Empire, attention the GREAT SKONG HIMSELF! All hail to the Great Skong from his most devoted, most marvellous, most beautiful and cleverest agent anywhere in the Universe. Though not as…
GREETINGS from Agent 273536 and hearty apologies for the delay between the last Report from Planet Earth and this one! I realise that my demise is ensured if I return home, and that my body will be fed to the…
Pack up my shadow Let me go Darkness becomes me. Fate slept, dreaming. The Castle Ruined, gapes open. I will leave myself behind me when I go. (Not just you) The interior I wear on the outside A jumper between…
in the Land of Ifonly…. News! Happy to report I have been appointed Co-Ordinator of the Hounslow Green Party. From now on every tweet, every Blog, every Facebook post, every Instagram moment is likely to be searched out by a…
A Lunatic’s View of the Remainder of the World Yesterday I met a raving lunatic named Jordan or some such. Well, it was my fault – I was out on the green, developing my brilliant new idea for making oldies…
How Even Virtue-Signalling Costs a Fortune How many of the emails in your inbox want your money? I don’t only mean the obvious direct sell ones. You know, like Charles Tyrwhitt, ‘shirtmakers of Jermyn Street’, though all of their shirts…
