NOT Boris Johnson – Another Aldeberanian Hero!
…Read More…: NOT Boris Johnson – Another Aldeberanian Hero!NOTE: What follows is nothing to do with the President of the United States of Britain of a similar name. HE’S fictional. Well come ON! Whoever could ever believe there’s a Prime Minister called Boris DePfeffle Johnson. This on the other hand is the historical true satirical story of BOGUS DEPIFFLE JOBSWORTH. A Different person…
2020 and other Infections
…Read More…: 2020 and other InfectionsUPCATCH: How Bad News for Some is good News for the Same Some. Have I told you about the clattering rattle of Event after event, like gravel escaping from the truck ahead and striking the windscreen? What a shit past year, not just for me but for you too, probably. Also, for him, her and…
Meditation: Beyond Mindfulness
…Read More…: Meditation: Beyond MindfulnessThis is the system of meditation I have used for almost 50 years. I have finally managed to write it down, so I can leave it to you. It is a path to enlightenment. Buddhist Meditation given by Burmese Monk Pe Maung Tin in the 1950s to Morrie Kingston who gave it to me in…
CAPITOL INVASION REPORT
…Read More…: CAPITOL INVASION REPORTFrom Agent Orange of the Aldeberanian Empire What a day, what a night! Clearly a lot of hard work was put in by you and me, or to be more accurate, by ME and you to mount the invasion Coop of the Capitol of Washing Town! They poured in from every planet of the Evil…
The Trout
…Read More…: The TroutAn extract from DIVA, the sequel to my soon-to be published ‘The Ragazzo’ Scene 4 Frau Weinhoffer is sitting posed elegantly on the chaise longue in the smart drawing room of the apartment of the Altmann family. On the papier-mache gilded table before her, a cold cup of tea and a plate of perfectly cut…
A Stupidocracy Three
…Read More…: A Stupidocracy Three(As Esther would say) (Imagine a world without QAnon, Antivax, Climate Change deniers!) Part 1 QAnonsense It’s ASTOUNDING how Humans now Seem BOUND to bow to the NONSENSE gods Who define Opinions which Scut like clouds Of fart and flame Finding NONSENSE which to blame For the ROT that stuffs their brain. You can’t get…
TIME TO INVADE THE EARTH
…Read More…: TIME TO INVADE THE EARTHPLEA FOR HELP! From: Agent 273536 To: The Ever-so-great GREAT Aldeberanian Empire, attention the GREAT SKONG HIMSELF! All hail to the Great Skong from his most devoted, most marvellous, most beautiful and cleverest agent anywhere in the Universe. Though not as great as You, of course, most marvellous one. I have the temerity to address this…
The Last Week of the World
…Read More…: The Last Week of the WorldGREETINGS from Agent 273536 and hearty apologies for the delay between the last Report from Planet Earth and this one! I realise that my demise is ensured if I return home, and that my body will be fed to the children. HOWEVER I wish to point out that in order to fulfil my mission on…
Dancing in a Dark
…Read More…: Dancing in a DarkPack up my shadow Let me go Darkness becomes me. Fate slept, dreaming. The Castle Ruined, gapes open. I will leave myself behind me when I go. (Not just you) The interior I wear on the outside A jumper between me and the cliff The magical alchemy of catalyst Me and world Made golden by…
Green Dreams Part 2:
…Read More…: Green Dreams Part 2:in the Land of Ifonly…. News! Happy to report I have been appointed Co-Ordinator of the Hounslow Green Party. From now on every tweet, every Blog, every Facebook post, every Instagram moment is likely to be searched out by a stranger and used for blackmail. Hah. The price of being in politics. Luckily for me,…