(As Esther would say)

(Imagine a world without QAnon, Antivax, Climate Change deniers!)

Part 1

QAnonsense

It’s ASTOUNDING how

Humans now

Seem BOUND to bow

to the NONSENSE gods

Who define

Opinions which

Scut like clouds

Of fart and flame

Finding NONSENSE which to blame

For the ROT that stuffs their brain.

You can’t get more wrong than – see above!

A porridge fist in a paper glove!

Part 2

AUNTY VAXX

In her leather slax

Defends

Her arm from the phantom harm

While she pretends

Alarm at the thought that she

With her poisonous breath

Could slightly infect

Or kill

My Auntie Jack or my Uncle Jill!

While she, the poisonous elf

Gets poisoned herself!

Part 3

Cavalier Mike

GET on your BIKE!

You bore

The Civil War ain’t working no more

You insist it’s strange

You make Climate Change!

And refuse to admit

That when cows shit

Or fart, (you twit)

They rearrange

It.

So when the last trump sounds

You’d better retreat

Take to your feet!

Your troops have fired their rounds.

Time to surrender

You crusty defender

Zounds!

You ASTOUND me.