NEW DEADLINES With extreme apologies to all who have submitted stories: due to a judging issue, I am going to move ALL DEADLINES FORWARD A WEEK. THIS MEANS: YOU CAN STILL WIN £100 for 100 words! The DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES…
YOU could win 100 delicious British pounds sterling and it’s FREE to enter! It’s that time of year again – MEGASAGA TIME! Are you a writer? Published, unpublished, aspiring? Can YOU write the perfect story with beginning, middle and end…
NOTE: What follows is nothing to do with the President of the United States of Britain of a similar name. HE’S fictional. Well come ON! Whoever could ever believe there’s a Prime Minister called Boris DePfeffle Johnson. This on the…
UPCATCH: How Bad News for Some is good News for the Same Some. Have I told you about the clattering rattle of Event after event, like gravel escaping from the truck ahead and striking the windscreen? What a shit past…
This is the system of meditation I have used for almost 50 years. I have finally managed to write it down, so I can leave it to you. It is a path to enlightenment. Buddhist Meditation given by Burmese Monk…
From Agent Orange of the Aldeberanian Empire What a day, what a night! Clearly a lot of hard work was put in by you and me, or to be more accurate, by ME and you to mount the invasion Coop…
(As Esther would say) (Imagine a world without QAnon, Antivax, Climate Change deniers!) Part 1 QAnonsense It’s ASTOUNDING how Humans now Seem BOUND to bow to the NONSENSE gods Who define Opinions which Scut like clouds Of fart and flame…
PLEA FOR HELP! From: Agent 273536 To: The Ever-so-great GREAT Aldeberanian Empire, attention the GREAT SKONG HIMSELF! All hail to the Great Skong from his most devoted, most marvellous, most beautiful and cleverest agent anywhere in the Universe. Though not as…
GREETINGS from Agent 273536 and hearty apologies for the delay between the last Report from Planet Earth and this one! I realise that my demise is ensured if I return home, and that my body will be fed to the…
