To what extent do I manufacture my world? Are you a figment of me? How and why can I be reading the paper and listening to the radio and the second my eye lights on a word, say “manipulative” someone…
Hey stranger! Been much too busy to keep up this dairy, got a greatry to make cunt! Had so much to do. Got all the horribles to deal with. Eyeran Musselmen and all that. I will ALWAYS be on their…
Note: this scurrilous piece of nonsense purporting to have been written by our greatest living President has been compromised by the CIA and will now be protected by end-to end encryption so that no-one but our Russian allies will have access….
Friday Dear dearie I am so exciddded! I just met my first head of state! One of the greatest too! Even though she’s only a woman they made her in charge of Great Brexit where my mom is from. It…
Sunday Dear Deary Sooooo proud! Today I finally moved in to the big fucking ugly Pennsylvania Avenue house, which I used to call “The Black House” and which, from now on and forever, is going to be called Toad Hall….
“From now on,” Mr Toad said expansively, “this great ugly pile will be called Toad Hall. After me. Like all my huge massive best wonderful incredible fantastic best in the world businesses!” With a gesture he stopped the motorcade at…
It was tomorrow. Or today if you are reading this on Friday. Or yesterday. Or forever. The whole nation held its breath and the world watched in terror. The Trumpettes raised their legs in a head-high salute as Mr Toad stepped…
I am certain that this Government is ALLOWING the NHS to implode in order to pursue their privatization agenda, so that they can ensure their funders, supporters and other fat cats receive vast profits from the selloff through huge…
With apologies to Lewis Caroll Twas brillig and the slimy Gove Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe All mimsy were the pussygrabs and the Trump he shat in spades “Beware the Putingimp my son! The jaws that bite,…
We can only imagine what was in that Trump in Moscow story…So I have… ”But really, I never! “, he whined, “I never did none of that! That Buzzman is telling huge porkies!” “We believe you Babyman! Now don’t…